Ritz Bitz Newz: Reading Christmas Stories

I found this sweet scene one night when I came in the room after finishing the dishes. Lily is reading Christmas stories to Maxwell and Harrison.

Kid Talk

"Fat girls are awesome!"

Bennett yelled this over and over in the middle of Costco.

"Last one to the table is a... starving child!!!!"
Glenn yelled to his siblings at dinner time.

"Geez! You're like a ball of Anger! Calm down!"
Glenn, calmly said to Maxwell, who was NOT calm

"OH YAY! Bennett has a clean diaper on! Now I can love him again!"
Harrison, as he kisses Bennett all over

"How soon can I drive a car?"
Lily, age 11

"You can't hear me or see me because I AM A SPY!"
Harrison

"Don't worry mom, you will prevail."
Glenn

"I tooted! ....Can you smell it?"
Harrison, in the car with the whole family

"Mom, you are just so beautiful... and you take such good care of me!"
Harrison to mom while she clipped his nails

"Mom, I want you to have more babies."
Harrison
"You want me to have another baby?"
mom
"NO! I said BABIES!"
Harrison

"One of the upsides to having a dog is they are willing to stick their tongues in places you're not."
Glenn

"Mom? Before we end up having 20 or 21 kids we should buy a limo."
Maxwell

"Here comes the antagonist."
Glenn, when Harrison came in for dinner

"Are you going to drop me off at Satan's house?"
Harrison

"I got stuff in my nose. I want to pick it out."
Harrison
"Ewwwwwww..... NO! Use a Kleenux! Not your finger."
Me
"NO! I want to use my finger!"
Harrison

"The kids in my class are so immature. It's like I'm a human being thrown in with a bunch of orangatangs."
Glenn

"Mommy, please be careful drinking so much water. You will turn into a water tank."
Harrison

"We're playing World War 3!!"
Glenn, while holding a nerf gun
"Yeah, basically in this game Glenn is Hitler and Harrison is the Jews"
Lily

"Mom! I'm almost a man and I can't even do a flip off the diving board!"
Glenn

"Mommie, can we put Bennett back in your tummy and we can take him back out so he will be a girl?"
Harrison

"So, how do you handle having 4 brothers?"
Grandpa Mott
"Oh, I manage."
Lily

"I've been made a fool."
Glenn

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Monday, January 3, 2011

Reading Christmas Stories

1 comment:

Happy are we

Glenn

Lily

Maxwell

Harrison

Bennett